Investigating the "P-Wolf Problems" Tweeter

It seems that every university inevitably has its problems and sometimes these problems can be pretty, well … hilarious.  But it takes an interesting, witty kind of person to be bold enough to crack the jokes that we're all thinking. One such person on this campus has taken the gutsy initiative to do just that – even when the jokes aren't always nice.  

As I crept through twitter pages, I started to look at other Wesleyanite's twitter accounts and noticed that many of them were constantly writing on one miscellaneous page gaining notoriety around Wesleyan: P-Wolf problems. 

P-Wolf Problems is a page that is totally dedicated to being a place where its blogger and other tweeters can post Wesleyan  "problems" that are not even really problems in the grand scheme of things.   The subheading,"28,000 dollar education, we have problems," gives the @pwolfproblems a satirical twist.

So who is the mysterious P-Wolf problem culprit? It seems this person has much to say about his/her life in the suites, experiences in the parking lot, snow days and even the style choices of Wesleyan students.  

Although various comments are funny, the whole cloak and dagger act is definitely giving them the opportunity to say whatever they want without penalty.  While some of the comments do make people laugh, other individuals who are the butt of the jokes may interpret a few of them differently.  Since Wesleyan students are endorsing the Twitter page we are giving it power, even if some of the statements are not completely accurate.   

Some of the people who have been mentioned as possibly being the blogger (although it has been confirmed that they are not) include Colby Twist, Hannah Martin and Colton Schied, among others.   Nevertheless, the comments about the fire drills in the cafeteria during lunch, miscellaneous fun times in the suites at NWU and their imminent hatred toward Doane leads me to believe it is a male sophomore or junior who is athletic and lives in the suites.

So, in the next few weeks I can hopefully figure out who this guy is.  If not, I am almost positive that his tweets will eventually out him.